We all know how much the ladies love a good sense of humor, so if you’re looking for a few funny questions to leave her ROFL, look no further.
Delivering a line that leaves a woman laughing herself all the way home is not an easy task. You could go for the tried and tested joke but this approach, unfortunately, tends to be more of a male thing. A lot of women don’t really go for the full-on comic approach.
Another alternative is the cheesy one-liner. You know the kind of thing: how do you like your eggs in the morning? Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven? If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? However, cheesy lines can make you seem a bit archaic and not a little pathetic to some women, and may have entirely the opposite of the intended effect. [Read: 70 hilarious cheesy pick up lines to get a girl laughing]
What should I do then?
The best approach to get a woman rolling on the floor laughing, without sacrificing your dignity, is to hand the baton to her. Ask her a question that will have her reliving humorous experiences or putting herself in humorously hypothetical situations, and let her discover the laughter herself.
Not only do you automatically appeal to her personal sense of humor, but it’s also a less egotistical and more inclusive way of getting her on board.
To help you on your way, we have included a list of the top twenty such questions most likely to initiate the ROFL effect.
#1 Would you describe yourself as naughty or nice? This one is bound to get her thinking and won’t really press her to feel the humor until you insist on her justifying the answer. Then the giggles will make a sudden and welcome appearance.
#2 What would you do if you could be invisible for one day? You can imagine some of the answers you might get to this question—nearly all of them hilarious. A funny question with definite ROFL potential.
#3 What is your most embarrassing sexual moment? Embarrassment is nearly always funny, even when it’s your own, as long as told in the right environment. Then it just becomes hilarious and something to be shared and enjoyed.
#4 What’s the funniest thing that’s ever happened to you? The clue’s in the question. If it’s the funniest thing she’s ever experienced, then it obviously has the potential to re-amuse at will. And you’ll be right there to share the frivolity with her.
#5 What’s the weirdest nickname you’ve ever had? You have to be in a position of trust to ask this one, and if you are, the embarrassment factor can deliver very funny results.
#6 What’s the weirdest crush you’ve ever had? Everyone has a funny story about some former puppy-dog crush, and an embarrassment reciprocated of this kind can lead to laughter all around.
#7 Who would you do between…? A choice question. Choose three of the most objectionable individuals you can imagine and then ask: if they had to have sex with one of them, who it would be? Ask them to justify their answers to add to the laughter. [Read: 36 random, funny questions for flirty guys and girls]
#8 What are the best and worst things about being a woman? Expect some flak for this one, being a male of the species, but that’s half the fun. Let her unload on you and take it on the chin, showing her that you are a real man who can enjoy a laugh at your own expense.
#9 If I caught you masturbating would you carry on, or stop and pretend you weren’t? An extremely embarrassing question leading to hilarious answers and a lot of fun all around. Quite saucy too.
#10 What’s your favorite joke? Again, the clue’s in the question. It’s her favorite joke, so it is bound to get her laughing. And even if it’s terrible, it can become a source of amusement in itself.
#11 What’s the habit you hate most in a boyfriend? She will no doubt have some anecdote to hand about a former boyfriend that she can bring to this question—and as we all know; former horrors are the amusing tales in the future telling. [Read: 40 questions to ask your crush and subtly flirt with them]
#12 What’s the first thing you’d look at if you saw me naked? She’ll roar with laughter at this one, and it will encourage her to be creative with her answer. Always a good way of getting the laughter flowing.
#13 What’s the worst thing someone has walked in on you doing? She will probably fight telling you the truth on this one to begin with, but once she eventually opens up, you’ll both be roaring with laughter.
#14 If people could read your mind, what would they usually hear? The creative side to her is encouraged to flow free with this question, and it could range from the mildly embarrassing to the rip-roaringly offensive.
#15 What’s the wildest sexual fantasy you’ve ever had? A very naughty question, and one that could also be very funny too.
#16 Would you rather be beautiful and dumb or ugly and clever? No matter what the answer there’s great potential for fun, in addition to a well-placed compliment or two.
#17 Which sexual kink would you be least likely to try? You could both get really creative and silly on this one, depending on what kind of sense of humor you have, and have you ROFL for the rest of the evening.
#18 Have you ever been caught naked by someone you didn’t want to? We all have, and it’s always funny in the retelling—no matter how horrifyingly embarrassing at the time.
#19 If you could be a guy for just one day, what would you do? Probably more than any other question on the list, this one has the potential for so much hilarity you’d be a fool to leave it out.
#20 Do you think you’d know if I was feeling horny? This is a kind of poking-fun-at-yourself question. Women are quite proud of their intuition on such things and find men’s equivalent crassness quite funny. A great opportunity to encourage a fun gender battle.[Read: How to make a girl laugh, smile and fall for you instantly]
Armed and ready with these funny questions above, she’ll be ROFL all night long and straight into your arms—or, if you’re really lucky, into your bed!