The Top 10 Scariest Things You Can Hear On A First Date
If you hear any of the following lines from a potential partner, run!
A first date is a leap of faith: one agrees to spend two to three hours – and perhaps quite a bit of money – with a total stranger, in the hope that a romance might develop down the road. Often, this leap of faith is worth it and true love is found; other times, it’s a dead end, with one or both partner immediately recognizing that there is simply no romance to be had. And every so often – when a matchmaking app, a friend, or your very own common sense leads us astray — the evening can produce nothing but sheer and utter terror
The quotes below are some of the scariest things you can possibly hear on a first date. If the person sitting across from you at TGI Fridays utters any of the following lines, don’t walk: run.
#10
“Meet my roommates: Mom and Dad.”
Living at home is cool for a few years…not so much in your 30s.
#9
“Commitment is really important to me — that’s why I’ve been married six times.”
Beware of the man or woman who has already had multiple marriages.
#8
“I hope you like cats. All twenty of them.”
Pets are great, and cats are cool. But there is such a thing as too much of any one thing.
#7
“My people skills are super strong — they’re crucial in my work as a gigolo.”
Male escorts are not exactly known for their commitment to monogamous relationships.
#6
“I have a great sense of humor — it’s crucial in my work as a birthday party clown.”
And clowns are never to be trusted
#5
“Kids? I love kids! I have lots and lots already.”
Nothing wrong with dating a single mom or dad…but no one wants to inherit an entire preschool.
#4
“I’m not saying my race is ‘better’, but…”
Racism must not be tolerated. Period.
#3
“Sorry, that was my ex- husband/wife calling. He/she likes to know where I am at night. And at lunch. And in the morning.”
We all have pasts…but be careful with those whose pasts won’t let them go.
#2
“We’re running out of time: GIVE ME YOUR SEED!”
Knowing that you want children is great; needing to make it happen in a single night, not so much.
#1
“So…threesomes?”
Just…no. Creep
