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The Top 10 Scariest Things You Can Hear On A First Date

If you hear any of the following lines from a potential partner, run!

A first date is a leap of faith: one agrees to spend two to three hours – and perhaps quite a bit of money – with a total stranger, in the hope that a romance might develop down the road. Often, this leap of faith is worth it and true love is found; other times, it’s a dead end, with one or both partner immediately recognizing that there is simply no romance to be had. And every so often – when a matchmaking app, a friend, or your very own common sense leads us astray — the evening can produce nothing but sheer and utter terror

The quotes below are some of the scariest things you can possibly hear on a first date. If the person sitting across from you at TGI Fridays utters any of the following lines, don’t walk: run.

#10

“Meet my roommates: Mom and Dad.”

Portrait parents and daughter at home

Living at home is cool for a few years…not so much in your 30s.

#9

“Commitment is really important to me — that’s why I’ve been married six times.” 

Succesful latin lover, a groom with four brides.

Beware of the man or woman who has already had multiple marriages.

#8

“I hope you like cats. All twenty of them.”

Cats

Pets are great, and cats are cool. But there is such a thing as too much of any one thing.

#7

“My people skills are super strong — they’re crucial in my work as a gigolo.”

Mr. Cool

Male escorts are not exactly known for their commitment to monogamous relationships.

#6

“I have a great sense of humor — it’s crucial in my work as a birthday party clown.”

Depressed clown

And clowns are never to be trusted

#5

“Kids? I love kids! I have lots and lots already.”

Group of children (3-11) playing with packing peanut with mother tied to chair in living room

Nothing wrong with dating a single mom or dad…but no one wants to inherit an entire preschool.

#4

“I’m not saying my race is ‘better’, but…”

Ignorance

Racism must not be tolerated. Period.

#3

“Sorry, that was my ex- husband/wife calling. He/she likes to know where I am at night. And at lunch. And in the morning.”

Man spying on women over fence

We all have pasts…but be careful with those whose pasts won’t let them go.

#2

“We’re running out of time: GIVE ME YOUR SEED!”

Woman throwing babies in air (digital composite)

Knowing that you want children is great; needing to make it happen in a single night, not so much.

#1

“So…threesomes?”

Man in bed with two women, one woman sulking

Just…no. Creep

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