Many, many articles have been written to help people understand the qualities of the signs of the Zodiac. Most discuss the positive traits of each sign, but wherever we have good, we have bad. Each zodiac sign has it’s unique and distinct qualities that make them lovable and adorned. But with every positive comes a negative and there are also some things about each of the signs that to be quite honest get on a lot of people’s nerves.
Just as we have discussed all the positive characteristics of each sign, the negative characteristics should be discussed as well.
Aries (March 21 – April 19):
Aries are pushy, bossy, domineering, and sometimes arrogant. They like to throw hissy fits when things don’t go their way. This tends to make everyone think they have a dominant personality, because their tantrum is especially loud and dominating, but in reality, it’s only a tantrum. They usually only need a hit of bitty and maybe some warm milk and a nap. Also, the plural of Aries is “Arians,” which is exceptionally creepy by itself. Aries love to argue and can be amazingly resistant to following order. The catch-phrase of an Aries, could be, “I want it NOW.”
Taurus (April 20 – May 20):
Metrosexual. Materialistic. Money whore. The Taurus can be found at all hours of the day standing in front of a mirror trying to catch slight imperfections. They will then apply a new-to-the-market topical cream to address those blemishes. Once perfect, the Taurus will attend a nightclub and buy a fruity drink and sip, while scoffing at his lessers and their crappy fashion choices. They are exceptionally boring people.
Gemini (May 21 – June 20):
Some say that the duality of their personality is likeable and charming, while others find it two-faced. They’re scattered, nervous, and lose interest quickly. Gemini people love to talk, talk talk. If you have a secret, do not tell them, unless you want the whole world to know. Geminis have quick minds and both think and talk about several subjects at one time. This can be confusing to the other people listening, as it is hard to be sure which subject they are talking about when. It can be very hard to keep up, and it will annoy them if you are having trouble. Gemini people are normally in a hurry and do things fast.
Cancer (June 21 – July 22):
They’re so super-sensitive that people feel as if they’re walking through a mine field, never knowing when they might say something to set you off. Remember that kid in high school who wallowed in sorrow and liked to cry in the bathroom? Well, he was probably a Cancer. They retreat to their little crab shells when they get their wittle feewings hurt, which happens a lot, and usually explodes in a Columbine-like fashion in time. Nobody likes them. They’re sad.
Leo (July 23 – August 22):
It has to be all about them, all the time. Leos are vain, self-centered, and thrive on attention. They live for praise and only ask questions in a conversation to try and get back to their favorite subject — Leo. They demand constant attention, or else they wither away and die. Oftentimes the Leo has a crack team of sycophants just for that purpose, whom he employs to pat his ego and sometimes do his laundry. The Leo thinks he’s just being a great friend, because it’s a gift to be around him, when in reality his little minions simply hate themselves. If you call out a Leo’s bed hair, they will put you on their shit list for life.
Virgo (August 23 – September 22):
Virgo people are big, big talkers. They can chat away all night. The problem is that they talk about very trivial matters that can drive you crazy. hey are big worriers and hypochondriacs and will also worry about chemicals and ingredients of medications. Virgos vent about the things they need to do, instead of just doing them. The issue is that by the time they waste so much time venting, the work or problem could have been finished. Some Virgos can seem prissy.
Libra (September 23 – October 22):
Libra couldn’t make a decision quickly to save their own life, and have risen fence-sitting to an art form. They’re also fake, superficial, and need the approval of others like most people need air. Libras are flirtatious to a fault. This often attracts pigs. They will then undergo serious, lengthy relationships with said pigs and never leave leave because they’re too indecisive and don’t have the sack. And they’re lazy.
Scorpio (October 23 – November 21):
Demanding, controlling, and vindictive are three less-than-attractive personality traits. When they are interested in any subject, they will research it so they know every last detail. This is the reason so many of them are research scientists. Many of them are vegetarians or some kind of picky eater, so it is hard to go out with them. The Scorpio believes the whole group has to cater to their likes and dislikes, and thus always eat at the place of their choice. They are also very frugal, so do not expect them to chip in extra for the check if you go out. They are blunt in speech, but have tender feelings themselves.
Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21):
The term know-it-all was probably coined to describe them. They like sports, especially outdoor ones, but are very klutzy and reckless, and often break bones and hurt themselves. They are almost annoyingly optimistic. They are likely to cheat on you. They will get involved in many causes trying to save the world, but they can have so many petitions going and meetings to attend that they get frazzled and exhaust themselves.
Capricorn (December 22 – January 19):
All you do is worry, even when you don’t have anything to worry about. You can be rigid, a workaholic, and you have no problem using people to get what you want. Capricorn people are generally serious and will not appreciate it if you are joking around about something that is meaningful to them. hey do not like to take risks unless they are very well-calculated. Although Capricorns are emotional, they dislike public displays of emotions and will die of embarrassment if you take them out to dinner on their birthday and tell the waiters to bring a cake and sing.
Aquarius (January 20 – February 18):
Did you invent the silent treatment? Because you’re really good at it. I guess being cold, detached, and strange can come in handy when you’re feeling aloof. The funny thing is, their entire lives are dedicated to the pursuit of being unique, so that tends to make them especially boring. They don’t realize how boring they are until their bodies are glittered with Chinese symbol tattoos and their Hybrids are covered with every stereotypical progressive bumper sticker there is.
Pisces (February 19 – March 20):
Pisces, can you get your head out of the clouds for one minute? You have a serious problem dealing with reality, as you’re constantly confused and lost in your imagination. The Pisces can’t take a joke. They’re overly sensitive and tend to get triggered all too often. You know the type. They’re the ones that heckle at comedy shows when the comedian tells an “offensive” joke. They then go home and write a blog about it.